- reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
- reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
You know that I’m no good.
You know I’m no good - Amy Winehouse (via poopoopitypoop)
Amy Winehouse (via brookeislove)
Amy Winehouse (via flowerchilddreaming)
Transeúnte. (via untransitardeideas)
Patient v. Doctor
- The man said: Why you think you here?
- I said: I got no idea. I'm gonna... I'm gonna lose my baby so I always keep a bottle near.
- He said: I just think you're depressed.
- This me: Yeah, baby? And the rest?